I debated telling this story, but a recent addition to it makes it too hard to resist. A few weeks ago, after I had taken a shower and was dressing in my closet, Adam walked in and said to me, "You're not supposed to show your penis." "Well," I said, "I don't have a penis." His reply: "Well...I see one!" Highly doubtful. After all, I doubt the whole "delivering a baby" thing would have worked out...
Fast forward to Saturday - he needed to be bathed quickly so I convinced him to take a shower with me. After we undressed he said "Let me see if you have a penis," as he proceeded to try and check. I moved him away and said that I did not because girls did not have penises. After a few seconds of silence he asked, "So do you just poop? Because you have to pee out of your penis." Huh. That was an interesting deduction. I explained that we had different parts for that. And then I showered on my knees so he would no longer be at eye-level. I think Dad will have to be the shower buddy from now on...and I'm sure that will create a whole 'nother series of questions!
2 comments:
hahahahahahaha.... I can only hope your blog is still around when he is about 16 years old so that you can embarrass him with it.
And Alan might also need to have a conversation explaining that it is NOT OKAY to ask anyone at school if they have a penis.
hahahahahahahaha
Well, the whole "You're not supposed to show your penis" comment HAD to have been learned at school. I don't even want to know the circumstances...
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